Not a parody
7/28/05  23:17:30


When I first read this over at Crooks&Liars, I thought my man had fallen for one of those hilarious Powerline parodies at The Poor Man. But wouldn’t you know it, this is an actual posting by Assrocket:

 It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.

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 Oh, and a brief reminder
7/28/05  20:26:41


I’m still fundraising, so please send what you can via PayPal to dcmediagirlmail@gmail.com.  Thanks in advance.

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 In case you care
7/28/05  19:32:44


Here’s Bernie Goldberg’s list of the 100 people who are "screwing up America".

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 Excellent reader mail
7/28/05  18:24:06


A reader, inspired by Gary Schmitt’s incredible gall, decided to write and challenge him on a few points:

to the editor of the Weekly Standard in reply to Gary Schmitt’s piece on Larry Johnson, cc’d to the PNAC

 

Subject: Schmitt on Larry Johnson

 

It’s a bit rich to hear about "spotty records of analysis" from the head of the PNAC, who continued to keep the faith in Chalabi long after everyone else figured him for the real-life figure out of a Joseph Conrad novel he is, Iranian agent or no Iranian agent.

 

This "post 9-11’ mindset, so proudly proclaimed by Schmitt and by the White House, is even more bureaucratic, politicized, and ineffectual than the that of the CIA pre-9-11.  On Iraqi WMD, on war-gaming the Iraq campaign beforehand to the third quarter at best, on the true post-war military requirements in men and material (and then firing 3 stars for daring speak the truth about these needs), one struggles to find this an improvement,even

from the days when Langley was suprised by the Fall of the Wall.

 

Speaking of 1989 or thereabouts, all evidence supports the view that it was the Cheneys, Rices, Wolfowitzes, and Bushes who were caught in an old World view on 9-11 but then used that tragedy to satisfy an old obsession.

 

In doing so, they’ve been treasonously played by Iranian/and/or Israeli intelligences services, to satisfy Iranian foreign policy dreams at American

cost, in both blood and treasure.

 

A bit rich also for Mr. Schmitt himself to accuse others of outdated mindsets, when his persistant claim of Iraqi ties to 9-11 has yet to be substantiated.  I’m reminded of this while noting that the new ambassador from Saudi Arabia is Prince Turki al-Faisal, who makes an appearance in two good books on the topic (Why America Slept and House of Bush, House of Saud).

 

Regards

 

Chris S.

from : Gary Schmitt

Sent :    Wednesday, July 27, 2005 3:07 PM

To :      chris_s   @hotmail.com

Subject :           RE: Schmitt on Larry Johnson

 

 

Subject :           RE: Schmitt on Larry Johnson

           

 

Find one statement by me that indicates I am a backer of Chalabi or that I said Iraq was tied into 9/11.  If you are going to be involved in this debate, at least get your facts straight.

 

From :

Chris S

Sent :    Wednesday, July 27, 2005 5:48 PM

To :      gschmitt@newamericancentury.org

CC :     editor@weeklystandard.com

Subject :           re: Find one statement by me that indicates I am a backer of Chalabi etc.

 

Dear Gary

 

In writing "It’s a bit rich to hear about "spotty records of analysis" from the head of the PNAC, who continued to keep the faith in Chalabi long after everyone else figured him for the real-life figure out of a Joseph Conrad novel he is," I am referring to the PNAC, not you personally.

 

However, here’s you directly quoted from your 2/7/05 memorandum, to "Opinion Leaders" via tim@solongroup.org (http://www.solongroup.org/washingtonfiles/wf2-8-05.htm)

 

"the elections appear to have significantly altered the political dynamic inside that country as well.  Combined with a renewed commitment on the part of the Coalition to address Iraq’s security problems, January 30 could come to be seen as important a date in Iraqi history as the “fall of Baghdad” on April 9, 2003."

 

"If Ahmad Chalabi gains a position of influence inside the new national assembly, it would be wise for State and the CIA to ensure that any and all officials who were involved in his regular trashings--particularly the trashing of his home--do not serve in Iraq…. Ahmad Chalabi may be wrong in his assessments--he has certainly made mistakes in the past--but the Bush administration is doing itself an enormous disservice if it allows the old State-CIA animus against Chalabi to continue any further." 

 

Sounds supportive to me.

 

The PNAC’s own website amazingly still hosts a hagiography by Reuel Marc Gerecht, reprinted from the Weekly Standard, which includes the following lines.....

 

"Foreign Affairs published a high-profile attack on the INC, "Can Saddam Be Toppled?" by Daniel Byman, Kenneth Pollack, and Gideon Rose. It left the impression that Ahmad Chalabi is definitely not the man to lead the opposition, let alone the nation, out of the totalitarian abyss, portraying him as an ineffectual leader, devoid of the eminence necessary to draw disparate Iraqis together. Yet Chalabi may be ideal for the task, for the very reasons that often cause critics to trash him."

 

"Chalabi’s perseverance in the face of so much executive-branch flak ought to incline us strongly in his favor.  And he has already shown that he can be an adequate leader. "

 

"Chalabi also established his own intelligence service, which dwarfed the reach and understanding of the CIA’s clandestine service. "

 

"Chalabi’s acute grasp of the American scene -- /-- also has not endeared him to bureaucratic Washington, which naturally prefers dependent foreigners ignorant of the real corridors of power. "

 

When the going gets tough in Iraq, as it surely will if there is war, we will be thankful that Chalabi can discuss in nuanced English the complexities of the situation on the ground. If we had to depend on the CIA’s intelligence resources, our understanding would be thinner, our approach much more likely to be wrong."

 

"And Chalabi is unquestionably pro-American, in a deep, philosophical sense, which is rare among Middle Easterners, particularly expatriates. There appears to be little rancor in the man, which there certainly could be given the number of his people who died in the summer of 1996 owing to American tergiversation."

 

Nothing there about how the Iranians knew we broke their codes.

 

I reference also (http://www.reason.com/links/links040703.shtml), which states the obvious. "Chalabi, head of the Iraqi National Congress resistance group and a Shi’a Muslim, has long been a highly controversial favorite of administration officials such as Vice President Dick Cheney, Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz, and former Pentagon Defense Policy Board chairman Richard Perle.

 

Last time I checked, those men were strongly associated with the PNAC...

http://www.dkosopedia.com/index.php/Project_for_the_New_American_Century#Personnel

 

Here’s a good summary of Chalabi’s role with several overlapping names from the PNAC.

(http://rightweb.irc-online.org/pdf/0402rwoir.pdf)

 

I also quote the Feb 27 Truthout editorial by William Pitt.  "The Project for a New American Century, or PNAC, is a group founded in 1997 that has been agitating since its inception for a war with Iraq. PNAC was the driving force behind the drafting and passage of the Iraqi Liberation Act, a bill that painted a veneer of legality over the ultimate designs behind such a conflict. The names of every prominent PNAC member were on a letter delivered to President Clinton in 1998 which castigated him for not implementing the Act by driving troops into Baghdad.

 

PNAC has funneled millions of taxpayer dollars to a Hussein opposition group called the Iraqi National Congress, and to Iraq’s heir-apparent, Ahmed Chalabi, despite the fact that Chalabi was sentenced in absentia by a Jordanian court to 22 years in prison on 31 counts of bank fraud. Chalabi and the INC have, over the years, gathered support for their cause by promising oil contracts to anyone that would help to put them in power in Iraq."

 

Then Richard Perle, last time I checked a PNAC man during those rosy pre-war years, in the LA Times. 6/16/04.

" The allegations against Chalabi most threaten the reputation of neoconservatives, coming after the former financier was accused of putting forward defectors who offered phony evidence before the war on Saddam’s alleged arsenals of banned weapons.

 

But the allegations have also exposed a deep rift between the neoconservatives and others in the administration.

Perle and others have angrily charged that "wildly implausible" allegations against Chalabi were part of an effort by the CIA to try to discredit a longtime foe. "This is completely clumsy," Perle said of the alleged CIA effort in an interview. The CIA has not publicly commented on the leak investigation."

 

IF I’m incorrect and the PNAC never backed the INC or was never tied to Chalabi-provided intelligence, please correct what is a widely-held view of the PNAC’s ties to Chalabi.  But here’s you quoted directly again.

 

"If all we do is contain Saddam’s Iraq, it is a virtual certainty that Baghdad will soon have nuclear weapons." (Gary Schmitt, "Why Iraq?" October 29, 2001)

 

In a subsequent article after the invasion, you wrote: “Why can’t the coalition teams find stocks of weapons today? Probably because Hussein destroyed them either before the UN inspectors returned to Iraq last December or … just before the war began. … The credibility of both President Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair will remain in question until coalition investigators have not only gotten to the bottom of the missing weapons but also, and more important, the weapons programs themselves. … Here, patience is required. … Intelligence products are not gospel, and they should not be treated as such. … Failure to find [WMDs] would complicate a president’s ability to rally support for taking action in similar situations in the future.”

 

As for 9-11 and Saddamn, there my fast typing did lead me astray, as my line was written "...when HIS persistant claim of Iraqi ties to 9-11 has yet to be substantiated.  Which of course, implies your personal view when I mean to discuss the PNAC and Weekly Standard’s claims.  My apologies.  But the point that the Standard, the PNAC, and its constituent individual voices articulated a consistent (and unsubstantiated) worldview still stands.

 

Here’s your opening for that article called "Why Iraq", as reprinted from the Weekly Standard on the PNAC. ( http://www.newamericancentury.org/Schmitt-102901.pdf)

 

And seeing as you’re the author, its even harder to separate your views from the PNAC views.

 

"SHORTLY BEFORE getting on a

plane to fly to New Jersey from

Europe in June 2000, Mohamed

Atta, the lead hijacker of the first jet

airliner to slam into the World Trade

Center and, apparently, the lead con-

spirator in the attacks of September

11, met with a senior Iraqi intelli-

gence official. This was no chance

encounter. Rather than take a flight

from Germany, where he had been

living, Atta traveled to Prague, almost

certainly for the purpose of meeting

there with Iraqi intelligence operative

Ahmed Samir Ahan."..and so forth.

 

 

Even more directly, from same article...

 

"That Iraq would have a hand in the

September 11 attacks or the subse-

quent anthrax onslaught or both

should come as no surprise"

 

http://www.newamericancentury.org/Schmitt-102901.pdf

 

Here’s you quoted again in an article in The Weekly Standard: “We know [Iraq] has stockpiled mass quantities of anthrax and has worked hard to make it as potent a weapon of terror as possible. … We know that Saddam’s Iraq continues to pursue development of weapons of mass destruction -- nuclear, chemical, and biological -- believing that these are the ultimate keys to overcoming America’s military dominance in the region. In short, Iraq is both equipped with dangerous weapons and out to get the United States.”

 

I WANT to make a very important point.  I was agnostic, even leaning towards supporting, of the campaign to pressure Iraq, ensure disarmament, even regime change.  I recognize that these are difficult decisions, that the strategic picture is complicated, that there are moral issues that are not clear cut surrounding the issue of the unresolved end to the first Gulf War.  And god knows who really knew what was going on in Iraq.  So I’m not glib about anyone being so wrong.  And I’m no MoveOn’er.

 

But I and many others are dismayed at the manner in which the US public was manipulated cynically into believing things that as of this moment remain untrue or unproven, that our real enemies remain undeclared, that the US democratic system and global alliances have been deeply abused, that these decisions were made and forgotten about even as events on the ground kept moving, that the US military has been abused and made unready for other threats, that the intelligence blindness of THIS admin (not the CIA) with regards to real threats around the world in light of fantasies about missile defense and determinedly pretending it is 1991 again, not to mention the unwillingness to prepare themselves, let alone the American people, for the reality of an Iraqi campaign instead of fantasy.

 

Now, well after the fact, the WH is fighting a rear-guard action to protect NOT the interests of the United States, but its own survival, and will try to tell Up-Is-Down stories about honorable people in order to avoid the consequences of its own arrogance towards the American people, intelligence community, and legislative branch in its decision-making.  The fact is that the Weekly Standard, and let’s be honest, you, in writing this article about Larry Johnson, are taking part in this effort to move the focus.  It accomplishes nothing in terms of fixing Iraq, intelligence, or US homeland security.  Its not honorable, its un-American, and it just stinks.

 

Regards,

 

Chris

Gary’s response?  *crickets*    

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 A mayor, a vicar and two police officers walk up to a parrot
7/27/05  22:15:06


Thanks to reader David in London (love your e-mails - please keep writing) for this fantastic piece:

What did the foul-mouthed parrot say to the vicar... and to the
mayor?

Martin Wainwright Wednesday July 27, 2005 The Guardian

A parrot with a remarkably coherent line in invective has been given a private pen at a wildlife sanctuary, after swearing repeatedly at distinguished visitors including a mayor, a vicar and
two police officers.

Barney the five-year-old Macaw can now be seen only on special request, like the British Library’s collection of erotic books, in case he rounds on potential donors or gives a dreadful example to
visiting children.

Trained by a previous owner who had a dislike of authority, he initially appeared to be a potential draw at the Warwickshire Animal Sanctuary, Nuneaton, because of his vivid blue and gold plumage and habit of saying "Thank you, big boy," when given a digestive biscuit.

But his other side was revealed when a civic party came on a tour of the sanctuary and Barney spotted the mayor’s chain and a woman vicar’s dog collar.

Instead of the Benedicite ("Oh all ye fowls of the air, bless ye the Lord"), he told the mayor: "Fuck off," before turning to the vicar and saying: "You can fuck off too."

The sanctuary’s owner, Geoff Grewcock, 55, said yesterday: "To their credit they didn’t take offence and laughed it off - and luckily so did two policemen who were told: "And you can fuck off, you wankers."

The parrot is thought to have kept up its skills, since its owner - a retired truck driver - emigrated to Spain three years ago, by watching TV after the 9pm watershed.

Mr Grewcock is now attempting a cultural reversal by keeping Barney alone in a special cage listening to Radio 4.

"At night he likes to come and sit on my shoulder and watch documentaries and the news as well," he said, "so hopefully his vocabulary should become cleaner.

"It isn’t really working yet but he is a very funny parrot, with a lot of character, and he does say thank you whenever you give him a treat."


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 Eyes on the road, away from the shiny object
7/27/05  21:33:50


Well, since their other arguments were pretty weak, now we have the Murdoch media empire calling on its stormtroopers to turn the story away from treason and instead play the partisanship card.  Courtesy of the foul Deborah Orin and inserted into the bloodstream of spin by Fox "News" comes this:

WASHINGTON — Outed CIA spy Valerie Plame last fall gave a campaign contribution to go toward an anti-Bush fund-raising concert starring Bruce Springsteen, it was revealed Tuesday night.

It’s the first revelation that Plame participated in anti-Bush political activity while working for the CIA.


The $372 donation to the anti-Bush group America Coming Together, first reported by Time magazine’s Web site, was made in Plame’s married name of Valerie E. Wilson and covered two tickets.


OK, so because Valerie Plame wanted to see Bruce Springsteen in concert she deserves to be outed?  Again, the issue is TREASON and REVEALING THE IDENTITY OF AN COVERT OPERATIVE.  Like Ulysses, you must lash yourself to the mast and stuff your ears against the sirens’ song.  But of course, no conspiracy is complete without the presence of a rich, evil Jew:

America Coming Together is one of the anti-Bush activist groups bankrolled by Bush-opposing billionaire George Soros. He gave the group around $10 million.


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 A Horseman speaks
7/27/05  20:55:24


Operation Yellow Elephant target argues his POV:

Society benefits most when jobs are done by those most suited to do them. When you walk into a Taco Bell, you might not care how well suited the counter people are to do their jobs in the abstract, so long as they don’t screw your order up. When it comes time to remove that brain tumor though, chances are you’ll become a bit more concerned about the skill level of the surgeon. This also applies to the military, running on a volunteer basis with no real prospects for a draft anytime soon. Some people are in a better position to serve in the military than others, and some have much more to gain from it. Some see it as a way to provide for their future education, although it’s never the only way; you could just saddle yourself with large amounts of student loan debt. How do you think I got my degree? For many, it’s a way out of an unsatisfactory life situation. And, some genuinely want nothing more than to serve in our military; it is an actual dream for them. There is nothing wrong with this, nor is there anything wrong with those whose dreams lie elsewhere.

One would think a military would be more effective if made up of the people most inclined to be there. If the need for troops became so dire as to have a draft, then the situation would change and then, as far as I’m concerned, one could feel quite justified in ridiculing draft dodgers, especially those who were war supporters. But until then, Operation Yellow Elephant is nothing more than childish schoolyard taunting of an especially crude sort when one considers how little they actually know about us.

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 Judy apparently "insisted" he go on the cruise
7/27/05  19:41:21


From the NY Daily News:

Famed editor Jason Epstein, husband of jailed New York Times reporter Judith Miller, has lately been making himself scarce at the federal facility in Virginia where his wife has been incarcerated for the past three weeks.

Miller has been married to Epstein - who was the longtime editorial director at Random House and a founder of the New York Review of Books - since 1993. She chose contempt of court and imprisonment over revealing her sources to the independent counsel in the CIA-Karl Rove-Robert Novak leak brouhaha.


And Epstein’s choice?


In a frothy social column yesterday about a celeb-glutted Mediterranean cruise, featuring everyone from Isabella Rossellini to J.K. Rowling aboard the ocean liner Silver Shadow, the New York Sun’s A.L. Gordon revealed:


"One passenger with his mind soberly on home is the literary icon Jason Epstein. ... Ms. Miller would have been on the cruise had she not gone to jail."


His wife’s in the slammer and he cruises the Med?


"We all serve our time in our own way," quipped Miller’s attorney Robert Bennett.


My pal Christopher Buckley, comic novelist and editor of Forbes FYI, imagined what Epstein might have said to Miller prior to his departure.


"Darling, I’m sure it’s not going to be a very nice cruise. I hear they don’t even have beluga caviar, just a slightly inferior grade of osetra, and I’m sure the Champagne will be, well, not too warm exactly, but probably not as chilled as I normally like it. And I’m sure people will get seasick and there won’t be anyone interesting to talk to, nor any beautiful unattached women.


"Darling, I wouldn’t be able to enjoy myself even if it were a nice cruise. While I’m dining on foie gras, I will be thinking only of you, sitting behind bars in 110-degree heat, eating baloney and being brutalized by prison matrons."


Epstein, said to be somewhere in Spain, couldn’t be reached yesterday.


But for the record, Bennett told me that Epstein "was very reluctant to go, but Judy wanted him to go very much. She insisted he go, because there was nothing he could do for her during that period of time."


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 Messge from the reality-based community. Subject: Joe Wilson
7/27/05  19:25:53


It’s important to stay the course when talking about this Plame story. One devious bit of trickery that the Right has used, as previously discussed, is parsing what Joe Wilson has said about his mission to Niger.  Look, while it may be interesting to get into a Talmudic, pilpul discussion about who said what to whom about which memo about whatever, fascinating though it may be, it is, sadly for the spinners and administration lackeys, totally irrelevant.  At issue is the outing of a covert agent.  Oh, and by the way, Joe Wilson isn’t the type to run away at the first sign of trouble. Quite the contrary:

As acting ambassador to Iraq in the run-up to the first Gulf War, he was the last US diplomat to meet with Saddam Hussein, in 1991.


He very publicly defied the Iraqi strongman by giving refuge to more than 100 US citizens at the embassy and in the homes of US diplomats - at a time when Saddam Hussein was threatening to execute anyone who harboured foreigners.


He then addressed journalists wearing a hangman’s noose instead of a necktie.


He later told the Washington Post newspaper that the message to Saddam Hussein was: "If you want to execute me, I’ll bring my own [expletive] rope."


Great stuff.  It’s hard to believe that uber-chickenhawk Dick "I Supported the Vietnam War but didn’t serve because I had other priorities" Cheney claimed not to "know" Joe Wilson.  I guess it depends on what the meaning of the word "know" is, right?  TalkLeft has done the heavy lifting, thank God. I just don’t have the patience or the energy.

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 Freeper idiot threatens Larry Johnson
7/27/05  18:47:42


Please feel free to respond to Keyboard Kommando and faux tought guy madmammoth@hotmail.com.  

Is Ex-CIA Agent Larry C. Johnson Threatening A Freeper?
email | July 26, 2005 | Unknown
Posted on 07/26/2005 8:56:13 AM PDT by Sam Hill
From the FR thread:
 
Intel Officers: Bush Needs to Punish Rove for Plame Outing
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1448731/posts?page=76#76
 
 
 
To: LSUfan
I got somethin’ for you people too. I made a comment in another thread about getting "11 nooses" for those 11 seditionists, and guess what? I get a hysterical email from Larry Johnson HIMSELF, daring me to give him my address so he and his buddies can pay me a personal visit!

I shit you not:

From : LCJohnson [lcjohnso]
Reply-To : [lcjohnso]
Sent : Saturday, July 23, 2005 4:30 AM
To : [madmammoth@hotmail.com]
Subject : 11 Nooses?

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Hey you coward. You want to try to put a noose around
our necks? We tell the truth and you threaten violence?
Send your address and we will be happy to visit. You
should be aware that one of our group helped track down
and kill Pablo Escobar and other middle eastern terrorists.
How dare you challenge our patriotism? We will be happy
to meet you anytime, anywhere. Name the place.

-- and HERE is a portion of my response, sent just last night --

LMAO! Ohhhh what a bunch of billy-bad-asses you are! I love it!!!

Tell you what:

Go screw yourself, you pathetic puke. And tell "your group" to kiss
my mammoth AZZ. Your email has been forwarded to the Montgomery
County Police, Rockville Station, since that is exactly the region
your infantile message was routed through. Now as for challenging
your alleged ’patriotism’? You haven’t got any in the first place.
The only Pablo Escobar that you or any one of your delusional pals
have killed was probably on a Playstation 2.

Your IP addresses have been clocked and rocked.

And HERE is the post from yours truly that set off Larry:

-To: Sam Hill
-Welcome to FR Sam!

-As for those illustrious "experts", I think the best way to deal
-with their seditionist tendencies is to get 11 nooses, and 11
-nice tall trees.

-Not that I would advocate any sort of violence, as Richard Nixon
-once said, "uhhh that would be WRONG".

-19 posted on 07/20/2005 7:35:11 PM PDT by Mad Mammoth

-http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1447248/replies?c=19

This guy needs serious therapy if he now feels compelled to personally contact FReepers and threaten to "pay them a visit", methinks Larry needs to get on some heavy duty meds.

A typical ’Rat.
76 posted on 07/25/2005 4:36:23 PM EDT by Mad Mammoth (Some folks just need killin’ = Clint Eastwood as ’The Outlaw Josey Wales’...)
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Larry C. Johnson is the ex-CIA agent who (along with other anti-American stooges) is demanding that the Plame leakers be punished. He delivered last Saturday’s radio response for the Democrats. He is a member of a group that a year ago was calling for CIA employees to break the law and leak secrets that could hurt Bush and the war effort.
1 posted on 07/26/2005 8:56:13 AM PDT by Sam Hill

To: Sam Hill

2 posted on 07/26/2005 8:57:26 AM PDT by RushCrush (The mediocre always throw stones at the brilliant.)

To: Sam Hill
Thanks for posting this...Larry needs to be exposed for the thug he is......
3 posted on 07/26/2005 8:59:02 AM PDT by mystery-ak (Home of the free, because of the Brave)

To: Sam Hill
Memo to Larry:

We not only question your patriotism, we question your intelligence. You’re the one who wrote in the NYT in July 2001 (2 months before 9/11) that Americans were too concerned with terrorism. LOL. You big fat idiot.
4 posted on 07/26/2005 8:59:45 AM PDT by Peach

To: Sam Hill; All
Any Freeper who is FBI, or knows someone in the FBI, should send this to them and demand action.

This kind of stuff cannot be tolerated.
 

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 A submission for "Ripley’s Believe it Or Not"
7/27/05  17:35:36


I know this may shock some of you to no end, but it appears Podhoretz -- get ready for it -- twisted Inman’s words to make a political point.  Larry sends the following update to the post below:



Admiral Inman was quoted out of context.  I spoke with him this afternoon after alerting him to the National Review online quote.  He takes very seriously the compromise of Valerie’s cover.  He was telling Mr. Spruiell that anyone in the intel community would not be in a position to intuitively know whether Valerie was or was not undercover at first glance.  However, since they are in the intel community they have clearances and should not be out and about talking about people they do not know.



For the record, Valerie Plame was not working as a CIA analyst, she was undercover, per press reports, as an Energy Analyst for Brewster Jennings.  Inman did not misstate her position, and told me he has no firsthand knowledge of her cover status.  This speaks very poorly about the journalistic standards of the NRO. 



To show how pathetically ignorant the National Review is on this matter, there have been CIA officers who started off as an analyst, who like me were undercover.  They later switched-over to an operations officer career track and are now serving overseas in undercover positions.
 


What is so despicable about all of this is that the conservative movement, which was born in part from the efforts of Whittaker Chambers to expose communist treachery, is now serving as apologists for political operatives who have destroyed an intelligence network and at  least one case officer’s distinguished career.  The new standard for the Republican National Committee--Karl Rove didn’t commit a crime.  Boy, there’s a slogan to run on, "At Least I Wasn’t Indicted"


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 Larry vs. the Pod person
7/27/05  15:48:47


Larry "Howitzer" Johnson responds to the pathetic bleatings of the Corner’s John Podhoretz, human pop gun:

The so-called important words posted today on the National Review Online is more disinformation.  Here’s what they say:

IMPORTANT WORDS ON PLAME FROM AN OLD HAND [John Podhoretz]
Over on the not-to-be-missed NRO Media Blog,
Stephen Spruiell interviews Adm. Bobby Ray Inman, former deputy secretary of intelligence and briefly a Clinton nominee for Defense Secretary, about Valerie Plame. Money graf: "[The leaking of Plame’s identity] is still one I would rather not see, but she was working in an analytical organization, and there’s nothing that precludes anyone from identifying analytical officers. I watch all the hand-wringing over the ruining of careers… there are a lot of operatives whose covers are blown. It doesn’t mean the end of their careers. Many move to the analytical world, which is where she already was. It meant she couldn’t deploy back off to Africa, but nothing I’ve seen indicated that was possible in the first place."

Now for the Truth:

It may be that Inman was qouted out of context.  However, if true Inman is allowing himself to be used as a tool for Republican smears.  Valerie Plame was not working as a CIA analyst, she was undercover, per press reports, as an Energy Analyst for Brewster Jennings.  Inman not only misstates her position, he has no firsthand knowledge.  This speaks very poorly about the journalistic standards of the NRO. 

To show how pathetically ignorant Inman is on the matter, there have been CIA officers who started off as an analyst, who like me were undercover.  They later switched-over to an operations officer career track and are now serving overseas in undercover positions.
 
What is so despicable about all of this is that the conservative movement, which was born in part from the efforts of Whittaker Chambers to expose communist treachery, is now serving as apologists for political operatives who have destroyed an intelligence network and at  least one case officer’s distinguished career.  The new standard for the Republican National Committee--Karl Rove didn’t commit a crime.  Boy, there’s a slogan to run on, "At Least I Wasn’t Indicted"

 

 

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 Live by the sword...
7/27/05  15:44:19


Those of you who’ve been spreading the rumor that Karl Rove was Bulldog Gannon’s source (in more ways than one, if you know what I mean) will probably be disappointed that a new, more powerful (and frankly more believable) story is taking hold: That Rove’s "friend", Karen Johnson, is actually his "concubine", in the words of the General.  In an even more bizarre twist of fate, Rove’s wife is said to be a liberal.  The mind reels. Via Kos:

Jerome and I have just finished interviewing a long-time Texas political writer here in Austin who says that Rove is absolutely having an affair with Karen. Rove is married and has a teenaged son. According to this writer, Rove’s wife is a hardcore liberal. "I don’t know how he and his wife get along," he said.


Well, quite obviously, they do not.


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 Up is the new down
7/26/05  23:07:00


..on CNN.  Witness the witless Candy Crowley, accusing Dems and "this Larry Johnson" of politicizing the Plame story...by telling the truth.  It never ends:

 CROWLEY: Then let’s talk about Democratic strategy, which has been, this was a horrible breach of national security, they should do something about it. They’ve kept it at kind of -- at least, you know, looking at it about politics, but now what you have is this Larry Johnson, who is a former Republican who gave the Democratic radio address hitting Rove on this, he’s now, in fact, gave a conference call this morning sponsored by the Maryland Democratic party saying Karl Rove shouldn’t be going to this. Do you lose some of the edge as Democrats when you politicize this on your own.

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 Pay no attention to the shiny object
7/26/05  22:03:20


If there’s one thing that the Right is good at, it’s obfuscation.  When they don’t have the facts on their side, they kick up sand, muddy the pool, and dangle shiny objects to distract from the argument until an opponent is so confused that he gives up possession of the field. This is what’s happening to Larry Johnson and Joe Wilson now. But are we really surprised? 

To review:  The main talking points are as follows.
  • Valerie Plame’s covert status is in question
  • Joe Wilson is a liar/liberal partisan
  • Before 9/11, Larry Johnson had a "pre-911" mindset


OK.  First off, let’s look at this issue of what does and does not count as "covert".  Apparently the CIA was so upset about Plame’s exposure that THEY ORDERED AN INVESTIGATION.  Hence Fitzgerald.  That sounds pretty serious to me.  And the fact that the chairman of the Senate "Intelligence" Committee is parsing the meaning of "covert" is shameful beyond words.

Next:  Is Joe Wilson a liar and a partisan? I don’t happen to think so, but in the context of the Plame outing, IT DOESN’T MATTER.  Joe Wilson could have perjured himself AND been exposed as one of the prime funders of MoveOn.org and it wouldn’t have made a damn bit of difference with regards to THE OUTING OF A COVERT AGENT.  That’s the shiny object that’s distracted a number of people, including, I’m sad to say, Bob Somerby over at the Daily Howler. 

As to Larry Johnson, I think the fact that his biggest critics are "Jeff Gannon", Gary Schmitt of the Project for the New American Century (the same wonderful folks who brought us, among other things, Ahmed Chalabi and the wretched, heartbreaking clusterfuck that is the war in Iraq), and the phallic action heroes at Powerline, tells me that Larry’s critics are in a wee bit of trouble.  One the one side we have assorted chickenhawks, manwhores and hacks. On the other we have Larry, Pat Lang, and Joe Wilson.  You choose.

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 Another insane country heard from
7/24/05  20:31:38


-----Original Message-----

From: "tomchristian@juno.com"

Sent: Jul 23, 2005 9:02 PM

To: LCJohnson

Subject: Valerie Plame is just another CIA scumbag.

 

 

You really shouldn’t shoot your mouth off about Valerie Plame.

She’s no angel.

She’s just another lying, do-nothing CIA scumbag.

She deserved to be outed.

 
 

From:

lcjohnso <>

 

Flag Message   |   Mark Unread

To:

"tomchristian@juno.com"

Subject:   

Re: Valerie Plame is just another CIA scumbag.

Date:   

Jul 23, 2005 10:30 PM

 

Fuck you asshole.

 

 
From: lcjohnso <>   Flag Message   |   Mark Unread
To: "tomchristian@juno.com"
Subject:    Re: Valerie Plame
Date:    Jul 24, 2005 7:16 PM
Real easy.  You don’t know a thing about Valerie Plame nor what she really did. 
You’ve just been sucking down right wing propaganda and spewing it back out.  And
then, tough guy, you call that fine woman a scum bag and that she got what she deserved.
She received death threats after her identity was outted.  Writing such a sleazy
email tells me right away what a low class, low life you are.  So by those standards,
given what you said, you are more than an asshole.   Understand Tom?

 


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 Don’t forget
7/23/05  19:32:04


Please don’t forget to donate - the PayPal addy is dcmediagirlmail@gmail.com.  Any and all donations are appreciated - and thanks to those who have sent in money already.

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 The silly season is upon us
7/22/05  21:47:02


One of my fondest memories from my MSM days was being at the Democratic convention in Chicago when the Dick Morris story broke; you know, the totally embarrassing tale about his fondness for sucking the toes of a very special prostitute he wooed at the swanky Jefferson Hotel.  Basically, the most exciting thing that had happened before Morris’s little fetish went public was that the Democratic delegates used to do the Macarena on the floor of the United Center every afternoon.  There’s not much to do at a convention when both the presidential and vice presidential nominees have been chosen, so you mostly spend your days roaming the halls looking for delegates wearing silly hats, or shopping, or looking for swag, or nursing a hangover.  When the Morris story broke, our executive producer wandered into our office and said "and the Lord said, when something happens in a news vacuum, ye shall have a feeding frenzy".  And he was right.  A feeding frenzy ensued.

I’m thinking that today’s hearing with the former spooks may provoke a similar reaction, although the tone may be more digified (no hookers or toes have entered into the action - YET).  We’re closing in on the silly season.  This is the perfect time of year for someone to make mischief, because reporters are looking for something to do.  And I think that Larry Johnson, Pat Lang and company may have finally pierced the static that’s drowned out the MSM’s ability to know a good story when they see one.  It’s one thing to have THE NATION or Air America or Code Pink complain about the Rove/Libby/Bolton axis of villainy, but when a bunch of former CIA guys (and current Republicans) go on the record expressing their outrage at the behavior of the partisan weenies and chickenhawks currently inhabiting the White House, attention must be paid. I’m looking forward to seeing what happens next.

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 Yo, it’s about that time
7/22/05  21:32:31


...to raise some money.  I won’t insult your intelligence by reminding you of the importance of independent voices on the Internets, or the power of blogs, or how critical it is to support Left wing voices, because you know all that.  I’ll be conducting my fundraising drive all week, so give what you can.  Thanks.

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 Life is funny, innit?
7/22/05  19:42:56


Larry Johnson, a Republican, has been recruited by the DNC to provide the Dem response to Bush’s radio address this Sunday.  LOL.

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 Larry Johnson’s opening statement
7/22/05  07:45:58


Here’s what Larry is going to tell the joint session of Congressional Democrats this morning:



Copy of my testimony to be presented on Friday, 22 July 2005 before a joint session of Congressional Democrats.

CORRECTING THE RECORD ON VALERIE PLAME

by Larry C. Johnson I submit this statement to the Congress in an effort to correct a malicious and disingenuous smear campaign that has been executed against a friend and former colleague, Valerie (Plame) Wilson.  Neither Valerie, nor her husband, Ambassador Joseph Wilson has asked me to do anything on their behalf.  I am speaking up because I was raised to stop bullies.  In the case of Valerie Plame she is facing a gang of bullies that is being directed by the Republican National Committee.



I entered on duty at the CIA in September 1985 as a member of the Career Trainee Program. Senator Orin Hatch had written a letter of recommendation on my behalf and I believe that helped open the doors to me at the CIA. From the first day all members of my training class were undercover. In other words, we had to lie to our family and friends about where we worked. We could only tell those who had an absolute need to know where we worked. In my case, I told my wife. Most of us were given official cover, which means that on paper we worked for some other U.S. Government Agency. People with official cover enjoy the benefits of an official passport, usually a black passport--i.e., a diplomatic passport. If we were caught overseas engaged in espionage activity the black passport was a get out of jail free card. It accords the bearer the protections of the Geneva Convention.


Valerie Plame was a classmate of mine from the day she started with the CIA. At the time I only knew her as Valerie P. Even though all of us in the training class held Top Secret Clearances, we were asked to limit our knowledge of our other classmates to the first initial of their last name. So, Larry J. knew Val P. rather than Valerie Plame. Her name did not become a part of my consciousness until her cover was betrayed by the Government officials who gave columnist Robert Novak her true name.


Although Val started off with official cover, she later joined a select group of intelligence officers a few years later when she became a NOC, i.e. a Non-Official Cover officer. That meant she agreed to operate overseas without the protection of a diplomatic passport. She was using cover, which we now know because of the leak to Robert Novak, of the consulting firm Brewster-Jennings. When she traveled overseas she did not use or have an official passport. If she had been caught engaged in espionage activities while traveling overseas without the black passport she could have been executed.


We must put to bed the lie that she was not undercover. For starters, if she had not been undercover then the CIA would not have referred the matter to the Justice Department. Some reports, such as one in the Washington Times that Valerie Plame’s supervisor at the CIA, Fred Rustman, said she told friends and family she worked at the CIA and that her cover was light. These claims are not true. Rustman, who supervised Val in one of her earliest assignments, left the CIA in 1990 and did not stay in social contact with Valerie.  His knowledge of Val’s cover is dated. He does not know what she has done during the past 15 years.   


Val only told those with a need to know about her status in order to safeguard her cover, not compromise it. Val has never been a flamboyant, insecure person who felt the need to tell people what her “real” job was. She was content with being known as an energy consultant married to Joe Wilson and the mother of twins. Despite the repeated claims of representatives for the Republican National Committee, the Wilson’s neighbors did not know where Valerie really worked until Novak’s op-ed appeared.


I would note that not a single member of our training class has come forward to denounce Valerie or question her bona fides.  To the contrary, those we have talked to have endorsed what those of us who have left the CIA are doing to defend her reputation and honor. 


As noted in the joint letter submitted to Congressional leaders earlier this week, the RNC is repeating the lie that Valerie was nothing more than a glorified desk jockey and could not possibly have any cover worth protecting. To those such as Victoria Toensing, Representative Peter King, P. J. O’Rourke, and Representative Roy Blunt I can only say one thing—you are wrong. I am stunned that some political leaders have such ignorance about a matter so basic to the national security structure of this nation.


Robert Novak’s compromise of Valerie caused even more damage. It subsequently led to scrutiny of her cover company. This not only compromised her “cover” company but potentially every individual overseas who had been in contact with that company or with her.


Another false claim is that Valerie sent her husband on the mission to Niger. According to the Senate Intelligence Committee Report issued in July 2004, it is clear that the Vice President himself requested that the CIA provide its views on a Defense Intelligence Agency report that Iraq was trying to acquire uranium from Niger. The Vice President’s request was relayed through the CIA bureaucracy to the Director of the Counter Proliferation Division at the CIA. Valerie worked for a branch in that Division.


The Senate Intelligence Report is frequently cited by Republican partisans as “proof” that Valerie sent her husband to Niger because she sent a memo describing her husband’s qualifications to the Deputy Division Chief. Several news personalities, such as Chris Matthews and Bill O’Reilly continue to repeat this nonsense as proof. What the Senate Intelligence Committee does not include in the report is the fact that Valerie’s boss had asked her to write a memo outlining her husband’s qualifications for the job. She did what any good employee does; she gave her boss what he asked for.


The decision to send Joe Wilson on the mission to Niger was made by Valerie’s bosses. She did not have the authority to sign travel vouchers, issue travel orders, or expend one dime of U.S. taxpayer dollars on her own. Yet, she has been singled out by the Republican National Committee and its partisans as a legitimate target of attack. It was Karl Rove who told Chris Matthews, “Wilson’s wife is fair game”.


What makes the unjustified and inappropriate attacks on Valerie Plame and her reputation so unfair is that there was no Administration policy position stipulating that Iraq was trying to acquire uranium in February 2002. That issue was still up in the air and, as noted by SSCI, Vice President Cheney himself asked for more information.


At the end of the day we are left with these facts. We went to war in Iraq on the premise that Saddam was reacquiring weapons of mass destruction. Joe Wilson was sent on a mission to Niger in response to a request initiated by the Vice President. Joe Wilson supplied information to the CIA that supported other reports debunking the claim that Saddam was trying to buy yellow cake uranium from Niger. When Joe went public with his information, which had been corroborated by the CIA in April 2003, the response from the White House was to call him a liar and spread the name of his wife around.


We sit here more than two years later and the storm of invective and smear against Ambassador Wilson and his wife, Valerie, continues. I voted for George Bush in November of 2000 because I wanted a President who knew what the meaning of “is” was. I was tired of political operatives who spent endless hours on cable news channels parsing words. I was promised a President who would bring a new tone and new ethical standards to Washington.


So where are we? The President has flip flopped and backed away from his promise to fire anyone at the White House implicated in a leak. We now know from press reports that at least Karl Rove and Scooter Libby are implicated in these leaks. Instead of a President concerned first and foremost with protecting this country and the intelligence officers who serve it, we are confronted with a President who is willing to sit by while political operatives savage the reputations of good Americans like Valerie and Joe Wilson. This is wrong.


Without firm action by President Bush to return to those principles he promised to follow when he came to Washington, I fear our political debate in this country will degenerate into an argument about what the meaning of “leak” is. We deserve people who work in the White House who are committed to protecting classified information, telling the truth to the American people, and living by example the idea that a country at war with Islamic extremists cannot expend its efforts attacking other American citizens who simply tried to tell the truth.



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 More stupidity in blogging
7/20/05  18:14:47


Helaine Olen.  Try looking that name up on Technorati if you want to read a good round of bitchslapping.  For those of you who’ve been off the Internets for the past couple of days, what we have here is an older woman (Olen) firing her nanny after reading her blog and discovering that the nanny had an inner life:

My husband thought her writing precociously talented but wanted to fire her nonetheless. "This is inappropriate," he said. "We don’t need to know that Jennifer Ehle makes her hot."


I defended her - at first. Didn’t she have a right to free expression? It wasn’t as though she was quaffing Scotch or bedding guys, or the occasional girl, while on the job. Besides, weren’t all recent college graduates keeping Web logs?

But there was more to my advocacy. Suddenly, with her in my employ, I felt I was young and hip by proxy. I might be a boring mother of two, but my nanny, why, she dined in the hippest Williamsburg restaurants and rated the sexual energy of men and women she met. I was amused - and more than a bit envious.

The nanny, of course, has used her super-controversial blog to post a response.

My view is that these two narcissistic, Jane Austen-addicted drama queens deserve each other.   Olen was shocked that the help had the gall to have a life of her own and not-so-sympathetic views of her employers; the nanny was enough of a cretin to show the boss her blog and expect to be rewarded for it.

There’s a lot going on here.  We have a Linda Tripp-Monica Lewinsky dynamic of older, jealous woman outing a younger, sexually active one - I mean, come on, did Olen really have to write this story for the NYT (although it’s delicious that now the technology exists for those who’ve been bitten to bite back, unedited, on the Web)?  We also have in the nanny an example of the sort of young person being let loose on the world of work today -- undoubtedly gifted, overly praised, educated to believe that everything she does needs to be affirmed and praised by her adoring elders.  I hope the nanny learned her lesson.  Your boss is not your friend.  Keep the intimate details of your life to yourself, and for God’s sake don’t turn to your employer for affirmation of your personal growth.  And please, don’t blog about your employer’s pecadilloes unless you really want to get slammed or you’re sitting on an inheritance.

Now there’s the out-and-out stupid.  To wit:  Blogging about your unrequited lust for a student:

 It didn’t take former Boston Herald sports columnist Michael Gee long to lose his gig at Boston University. Just two weeks after being hired to teach an introductory journalism course this summer, Gee was asked to leave because he posted ’’offensive" comments on a website, according to Bob Zelnick, chairman of the journalism department at BU. The website, www.sportsjournalists.com, has since removed the post, but, helpfully, blogger David Scott saved it at www.bostonsportsmedia.com/shots/. In the post, Gee describes one of his female students as ’’incredibly hot" with a ’’[nice] bod" and worries about ’’losing my focus when I meet her to-die-for eyes." One of the several Herald scribes shown the door this spring as the tab tries to cut costs, Gee was hired by BU in early July. But after reading his randy remarks, Zelnick said he and school officials concluded ’’we had to sever the relationship and sever it at once." Gee did not return a call yesterday, but in a note on sportsjournalists .com, he wrote, ’’That post was pathetic, juvenile, and boorish. It’s not me . . . yet I said it and I’m deeply ashamed I did."

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 Bill Hemmer "thrilled" to be joining Fox "News"
7/20/05  17:58:19


From WaPo:

Hemmer said he had "a fantastic 10-year run" at CNN, but was unrestrained in heaping praise on Fox and noting its ratings lead over his former employer. Pronouncing himself "thrilled" to join "the cable news leader," he said: "I’ve watched Fox News grow for nine solid years. I find it to be an aggressive network. I find people show up every day to win, and that appeals to me . . . For several years, Fox has been the New York Yankees, and that’s a tough lineup to crack. I just feel fortunate to be given the opportunity to play on that team."

This says more about CNN than it does about Fox "News".  Hemmer is no great TV presence, nor was he a huge CNN star, and therefor isn’t a huge coup for Fox, but Hemmer’s comments are a huge fuck you to CNN.  The powers that be in Atlanta/New York humiliated Hemmer by making him an offer he was certain to refuse (senior White House correspondent?  Was that supposed to be a joke?), just to have plausible deniability when he told them to get stuffed and walked out the door.  Regardless of what you think of Bill’s on-air skillz, the man was at CNN for 10 years and deserved to be treated with more respect than this. It’ll be interesting to see if he takes to the Fox culture a la Greta or flees like Paula Zahn.

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 Wednesday laugh
7/20/05  13:50:25


This e-mail has been making the rounds for quite some time in one form or another, but as a public service I’m posting it for those who haven’t seen it yet:

 Dear Red States

We’re ticked off at the way you’ve treated California, and we’ve
decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking
the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren’t aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington,
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe
this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people
of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot Spitzer.
You get Ken Lay.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand. We get Intel and
Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole’ Miss.

We get 85 percent of America’s venture capital and entrepreneurs. You
get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red
states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch
of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war,
and we’re going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you
need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they’re
apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don’t
care if you don’t show pictures of their children’s caskets coming home.

We do wish you success in Iraq but we’re not willing to spend our
resources in Bush’s Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
of the country’s fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and
lettuce, 92 percent of the nation’s fresh fruit, 95 percent of America’s
quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners), 90 percent of
all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S.
low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and
Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, CalTech and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92
percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90
percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually
100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University,
Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite,
thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless
we’re discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that
evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and
61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals
than we lefties.



Sincerely,

Author Unknown in New California.


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 The Poor Man’s tapestry tells a tale most foul
7/20/05  12:52:38


View it here

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 Former spooks come out of the cold to refute GOP talking points on Valerie Plame
7/19/05  18:43:40


18 July 2005

 

 

AN OPEN STATEMENT TO THE LEADERS OF THE UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AND THE SENATE.

 

The Honorable Dennis Hastert, Speaker, U.S. House of Representatives

The Honorable Nancy Pelosi, Minority Leader, U.S. House of Representatives

The Honorable Dr. William Frist, Majority Leader of the Senate

The Honorable Harry Reid, Minority Leader of the Senate


We, the undersigned former U.S. intelligence officers are concerned with the tone and substance of the public debate over the ongoing Department of Justice investigation into who leaked the name of Valerie Plame, wife of former U.S. Ambassador Joseph Wilson IV, to syndicated columnist Robert Novak and other members of the media, which exposed her status as an undercover CIA officer.  The disclosure of Ms. Plame’s name was a shameful event in American history and, in our professional judgment, may have damaged U.S. national security and poses a threat to the ability of U.S. intelligence gathering using human sources.  Any breach of the code of confidentiality and cover weakens the overall fabric of intelligence, and, directly or indirectly, jeopardizes the work and safety of intelligence workers and their sources.

 

The Republican National Committee has circulated talking points to supporters to use as part of a coordinated strategy to discredit Ambassador Joseph Wilson and his wife.  As part of this campaign a common theme is the idea that Ambassador Wilson’s wife, Valerie Plame was not undercover and deserved no protection.  The following are four recent examples of this “talking point”:

 

Michael Medved stated on Larry King Live on July 12, 2005, “And let’s be honest about this. Mrs. Plame, Mrs. Wilson, had a desk job at Langley. She went back and forth every single day.”

 

Victoria Toensing stated on a Fox News program with John Gibson on July 12, 2005 that, “Well, they weren’t taking affirmative measures to protect that identity. They gave her a desk job in Langley. You don’t really have somebody deep undercover going back and forth to Langley, where people can see them.”

 

Ed Rodgers, Washington Lobbyist and former Republican official, said on July 13, 2005 on the Newshour with Jim Lehrer, “And also I think it is now a matter of established fact that Mrs. Plame was not a protected covert agent, and I don’t think there’s any meaningful investigation about that.”

 

House majority whip Roy Blunt (R, Mo), on Face the Nation, July 17, 2005, “It certainly wouldn’t be the first time that the CIA might have been overzealous in sort of maintaining the kind of top-secret definition on things longer than they needed to. You know, this was a job that the ambassador’s wife had that she went to every day. It was a desk job. I think many people in Washington understood that her employment was at the CIA, and she went to that office every day.”

 

These comments reveal an astonishing ignorance of the intelligence community and the role of cover.  The fact is that there are thousands of U.S. intelligence officers who “work at a desk” in the Washington, D.C. area every day who are undercover.  Some have official cover, and some have non-official cover.  Both classes of cover must and should be protected.

 

While we are pleased that the U.S. Department of Justice is conducting an investigation and that the U.S. Attorney General has recused himself, we believe that the partisan attacks against Valerie Plame are sending a deeply discouraging message to the men and women who have agreed to work undercover for their nation’s security. 

 

We are not lawyers and are not qualified to determine whether the leakers technically violated the 1982 Intelligence Identities Protection Act.  However, we are confident that Valerie Plame was working in a cover status and that our nation’s leaders, regardless of political party, have a duty to protect all intelligence officers.  We believe it is appropriate for the President to move proactively to dismiss from office or administratively punish any official who participated in any way in revealing Valerie Plame’s status.  Such an act by the President would send an unambiguous message that leaks of this nature will not be tolerated and would be consistent with his duties as the Commander-in-Chief. 

 

We also believe it is important that Congress speak with one non-partisan voice on this issue.  Intelligence officers should not be used as political footballs.  In the case of Valerie Plame, she still works for the CIA and is not in a position to publicly defend her reputation and honor.  We stand in her stead and ask that Republicans and Democrats honor her service to her country and stop the campaign of disparagement and innuendo aimed at discrediting Mrs. Wilson and her husband.  

 

Our friends and colleagues have difficult jobs gathering the intelligence, which helps, for example, to prevent terrorist attacks against Americans at home and abroad.  They sometimes face great personal risk and must spend long hours away from family and friends.  They serve because they love this country and are committed to protecting it from threats from abroad and to defending the principles of liberty and freedom.  They do not expect public acknowledgement for their work, but they do expect and deserve their government’s protection of their covert status.

 

For the good of our country, we ask you to please stand up for every man and woman who works for the U.S. intelligence community and help protect their ability to live their cover. 

 

                                        Sincerely yours,

 

                                          

                                        _____________________________________

                                        Larry C. Johnson, former Analyst, CIA

                                       

JOINED BY:

Mr. Brent Cavan, former Analyst, CIA

Mr. Vince Cannistraro, former Case Officer, CIA 

Mr. Michael Grimaldi, former Analyst, CIA

Mr. Mel Goodman, former senior Analyst, CIA

Col. W. Patrick Lang (US Army retired), former Director, Defense Humint Services, DIA

Mr. David MacMichael, former senior estimates officer, National Intelligence Council, CIA

Mr. James Marcinkowski, former Case Officer, CIA

Mr. Ray McGovern, former senior Analyst and PDB Briefer, CIA

Mr. Jim Smith, former Case Officer, CIA

Mr. William C. Wagner, former Case Officer, CIA

         

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 Enter the all Rude zone
7/18/05  21:47:22


 

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 Proving yet again that hating gay people is one of the last accetable prejudices..
7/17/05  22:38:17


...ladies and gentlemen, I present the "Reverend" Willie Wilson:

 “Sisters making more money than brothers and it’s creating problems in families … that’s one of the reasons many of our women are becoming lesbians,” Wilson said.

 “Lesbianism is about to take over our community. … I ain’t homophobic because everybody here got something wrong with him,” he said. “But … women falling down on another woman, strapping yourself up with something, it ain’t real. That thing ain’t got no feeling in it. It ain’t natural. Anytime somebody got to slap some grease on your behind and stick something in you, it’s something wrong with that. Your butt ain’t made for that.

“No wonder your behind is bleeding,” he said. “You can’t make no connection with a screw and another screw. The Bible says God made them male and female.”

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 Oh, for God’s sake
7/17/05  11:18:39


While Matt Cooper’s desire to be completely, totally accurate under oath is admirable, this has veered into the ridiculous:

Much of my grand jury session revolved around my notes and my e-mails. (Those e-mails and notes were given to the special counsel when Time Inc., over my objections, complied with a court order.) Owing to my typing, some words were a jumble. For instance, I wrote "don’t get too war out on Wilson," when I clearly meant "far out." There were some words in my notes that I could not account for--at one point they read, "...notable..." I didn’t know if that was Rove’s word or mine, and one grand juror asked if it might mean "not able," as in "Wilson was not an able person." I said that was possible, but I just didn’t recall that. The notes, and my subsequent e-mails, go on to indicate that Rove told me material was going to be declassified in the coming days that would cast doubt on Wilson’s mission and his findings.

As for Wilson’s wife, I told the grand jury I was certain that Rove never used her name and that, indeed, I did not learn her name until the following week, when I either saw it in Robert Novak’s column or Googled her, I can’t recall which. Rove did, however, clearly indicate that she worked at the "agency"--by that, I told the grand jury, I inferred that he obviously meant the CIA and not, say, the Environmental Protection Agency. Rove added that she worked on "WMD" (the abbreviation for weapons of mass destruction) issues and that she was responsible for sending Wilson. This was the first time I had heard anything about Wilson’s wife.

Rove never once indicated to me that she had any kind of covert status. I told the grand jury something else about my conversation with Rove. Although it’s not reflected in my notes or subsequent e-mails, I have a distinct memory of Rove ending the call by saying, "I’ve already said too much." This could have meant he was worried about being indiscreet, or it could have meant he was late for a meeting or something else. I don’t know, but that sign-off has been in my memory for two years.

This was actually my second testimony for the special prosecutor. In August 2004, I gave limited testimony about my conversations with Scooter Libby. Libby had also given me a specific waiver, and I gave a deposition in the office of my attorney. I have never discussed that conversation until now. In that testimony, I recounted an on-the-record conversation with Libby that moved to background. On the record, he denied that Cheney knew about or played any role in the Wilson trip to Niger. On background, I asked Libby if he had heard anything about Wilson’s wife sending her husband to Niger. Libby replied, "Yeah, I’ve heard that too," or words to that effect. Like Rove, Libby never used Valerie Plame’s name or indicated that her status was covert, and he never told me that he had heard about Plame from other reporters, as some press accounts have indicated. Did Fitzgerald’s questions give me a sense of where the investigation is heading? Perhaps. He asked me several different ways if Rove indicated how he had heard that Plame worked at the CIA. (He did not, I told the grand jury.) Maybe Fitzgerald is interested in whether Rove knew her CIA ties through a person or through a document.

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So did Rove leak Plame’s name to me, or tell me she was covert? No. Was it through my conversation with Rove that I learned for the first time that Wilson’s wife worked at the CIA and may have been responsible for sending him? Yes. Did Rove say that she worked at the "agency" on "WMD"? Yes. When he said things would be declassified soon, was that itself impermissible? I don’t know. Is any of this a crime? Beats me. At this point, I’m as curious as anyone else to see what Patrick Fitzgerald has.

A question:  Exactly how many wives does Joseph Wilson have? How many did he have in 2003?  How hard could it have been for Cooper to figure out that Rove was referring to Valerie Plame, given the clues?  Talk about squabbling over what the meaning of the word "is" is.

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 Good news/bad news
7/15/05  21:28:40


Good news first: Hong Kong action superstar Chow Yun-Fat, who happens to be one of the sexiest and best looking men in the world IMHO, has signed on to appear in a new American film.  The bad news: He’s playing Captain Sao Feng in PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3. 

*sigh*

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 If you still don’t "get" why the Valerie Plame story is a big deal..
7/15/05  20:19:48


..read this.  Posted over at No Quarter by several former CIA classmates of Valerie Plame’s.  This ought to put things in perspective. Note what the training consisted of, and imagine one of our better-known chickenhawks attempting to get through it:

The Intelligence Challenge: Can We Trust Our President?



By Brent Cavan, Jim Marcinkowski, Larry Johnson, and Jane Doe



We trained and worked at the CIA with Valerie Plame.  We presented the following statement at a hearing on Capitol Hill in October 2003.  In light of the latest White House sanctioned assault on Valerie Plame and her character, our testimony remains relevant and accurate.  All of us were undercover.  Brent Cavan and Larry Johnson worked as analysts in the Directorate of Intelligence.  Jim Marcinkowski and Jane Doe were case officers and served overseas.  Jane Doe’s real name is not being used because she was involved in counter terrorism operations and could be at risk if her identity were divulged.  We’ve got each other’s back.



We slogged through the same swamps on patrols, passed clandestine messages to each other, survived a simulated terrorist kidnapping and interrogation, kicked pallets from cargo planes, completed parachute jumps, and literally helped picked ticks off each other after weeks in the woods at a CIA training facility. We knew each other’s secrets. We shared our fears, failures, and successes. We came to rely on each other in a way you do not find in normal civilian life. We understood that a slip of the tongue could end in death for those close to us or for people we didn’t even know. We were trained by the best, to be the best. We were trained by the Central Intelligence Agency. They may not appreciate what they have created.


Our joint training experience forged a bond of trust and a sense of duty that continues some eighteen years later. It is because of this bond of trust that the authors of this piece and two other colleagues, all former intelligence officers, appeared on ABC’s Nightline to speakout on behalf of the wife Ambassador Joseph Wilson, a sensitive undercover operative outted by columnist Robert Novak. The Ambassador’s wife (we decline to use her name) is a friend who went through the same training with us. We acknowledge our obligation to protect each other and the intelligence community and the information we used to do our jobs.


We are speaking out because someone in the Bush Administration seemingly does not understand this, although they signed the same oaths of allegiance and confidentiality that we did. Many of us have moved on into the private sector, where this Agency aspect of our lives means little, but we have not forgotten our initial oaths to support the Constitution, our government, and to protect the secrets we learned and to protect each other. We still have friends who serve. We protect them literally by keeping our mouths shut unless we are speaking amongst ourselves. We understand what this bond or the lack of it means.


Clearly some in the Bush Administration do not understand the requirement to protect and shield national security assets. Based on published information we can only conclude that partisan politics by people in the Bush Administration overrode the moral and legal obligations to protect clandestine officers and security assets. Beyond supporting Mrs. Wilson with our moral support and prayers we want to send a clear message to the political operatives responsible for this. You are a traitor and you are our enemy. You should lose your job and probably should go to jail for blowing the cover of a clandestine intelligence officer. You have set a sickening precedent. You have warned all U.S. intelligence officers that you may be compromised if you are providing information the White House does not like.  A precedent, as one colleague pointed out during our brief appearances, allows you to build out a case based on previous legal actions and court decisions. It’s a slippery slope if it lowers the bar.


Ambassador Wilson’s political affiliations are irrelevant. Political differences serve as the basis for the give and take of representative government. What is relevant is the damage caused by the exposure that Ambassador Wilson’s wife as a political act intended to undermine Wilson’s view.


It is shameful on one level that the White House uses the news media, its own leaks, and junior Congressmen from Georgia, among others, to levy attacks on Ambassador Wilson. Moreover they discount what he has to say, his value in the Niger investigation, and suggest his wife’s cover is of little value because she was “a low-level CIA employee”. If Wilson’s comments or analysis have no merit, why does the White House feel the need to launch such a coordinated attack? Why drag his wife into it?


Not only have the Bush Administration leakers damaged the career of our friend but they have put many other people potentially in harm’s way. If left unpunished this outing has lowered the bar for official behavior. Further, who in their right mind would ever agree to become a spy for the United States? If we won’t protect our own officers how can we reassure foreigners that we will safeguard them? Better human intelligence could prevent any number of terror incidents in the future, but we are unlikely to get foreign recruits to supply it if their safety cannot be somewhat assured. If more cases like Mrs. Wilson’s occur, assurances of CIA protection will mean nothing to potential spies.


Politicians must not politicize the intelligence community. President Bush has been a decisive leader in the war on terrorism, at least initially. What about decisiveness now? Where is the accountability he promised us in the wake of Clinton Administration scandals? We find it hard to believe the President lacks the wherewithal to get to bottom of this travesty. It is up to the President to restore the bonds of trust with the intelligence community that have been shattered by this tawdry incident.


We joined the CIA to fight against foreign tyrants who used the threat of incarceration, torture, and murder to achieve their ends. They followed the rule of force, not the rule of law. We now find ourselves with an administration in the United States where some of its members have chosen to act like foreign tyrants. As loyal Americans and registered Republicans we implore President Bush to move quickly and decisively against those who, if not apprehended, will leave his Administration with the legacy of being the first to allow political operatives to out clandestine officers.


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 More wingnuttery, straight to your inbox
7/15/05  20:15:55


The Family Research Council’s e-mail alerts are like insane bon bons in a box of madness; you never know what you’re going to get. Consider this tidbit from today:

How Long Will The Media Ignore the Obvious?

The Washington Times today quoted an unnamed investigator as saying that there is symbolic significance in the fact that the bombers attempted to travel from a central location in the four different directions of the compass. "We think it was intended as an al Qaeda message--to seemingly blow up in the form [of] a fiery cross in the heart of the Christian infidels." The name of the station where the killers parted ways was "King’s Cross." The story also noted that during publicity over alleged American abuse of the Koran, a group of protesting Muslims had burned a cross in front of the U.S. Embassy in London--an incident little reported or protested in this country.

A combination of secular blindness and political correctness continues to prevent many people from seeing or stating the obvious--these terrorist bombings, like those on September 11, did not happen because of poverty, high debt burdens, or other economic reasons. They happened because the practitioners of a particular radical form of Islam believe that their religion not only allows but encourages them to murder those who don’t share their faith especially Christians and Jews.
Additional Resources
U.S.-educated man sought in bombings

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 E-fun
7/14/05  21:28:09


Kos links to a series of excruciatingly embarrassing e-mails, in which the president of the New Jersey College Republicans attempts a shakedown of his elders, one so brazen it is startlingly crude even by the standards of New Jersey.  The General writes with the following suggestions:

 Your enemies are numerous. Surely, one or two of them have relatives who are covert intelligence agents. Betray them now. Your future is more important than any national security concern. It’ll make the others think twice before they speak out against you.

Second, ask yourself, "What would Tom DeLay do?" The answer, of course, is that he’d turn the lingering death of another human being into a political opportunity.

Scour your local hospitals. Find a grieving family saying their final goodbyes to a loved one. Then, step in and turn those final moments into a political circus. Like the Majority Leader, you’ll be rewarded with a base of god-fearing Republicans who’ll do anything they can to defend you.


Does he ever NOT hit one out of the park?  Genius.

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 I don’t think so
7/14/05  20:40:30


Mike McCurry chimes in on the Karl Rove imbroglio:

 
I don’t pretend to know much about Karl Rove’s conversations or the machinations of the determined prosecutor this time around, Mr. Fitzgerald.

But it does seem to me that there must be something more to this than the conversation reported between Matt Cooper of Time and Rove. Rove was making a late week heads up call to the White House news magazine reporter and, believe me, that is not the time or place to dish major strategy. A two-minute call such as the one now reported is basically to get the signals straight -- green, yellow, red. Rove seems to have been telling Cooper that the yellowcake story was a flashing yellow and he needed to be cautious.

Unless conversations go well beyond what has been reported, there has to be some other explanation for the zeal with which this investigation is being pursued. Something consequential must have happened because of this leak that we have not yet read about. That’s about all I can imagine, because otherwise the whole thing -- leak, story, investigation -- seems a little disproportionate. Maybe a major intelligence operation got botched. Or someone took a real hit somewhere in the world as a result.
 

We should keep our lasers focused on the real issues, not the summer theater in the White House press room. Why was there so much spin in and around the arguments about going to war, arguments that need to be (must be) solemn and deep? Why aren’t we pressing the hard questions about the conduct of the war that’s underway?

Now, Mike McCurry is a nice guy, but with all due respect he’s wrong on this one.  Mike needs to remember that what the Clinton White House experienced  during the Lewinsky idiocy counts as disproportionate; that is, literally making a federal case out of a hummer.  That’s some disproportionate shit right there.  These allegations, on the other hand, well, I’d say they sound pretty serious.  Blowing the cover (no pun intended, I SWEAR) of a covert agent (and, by extension, her front company and her fellow agents) is a pretty serious deal, unlike stained dresses.  And yes Mike, I get it:  Bush lied to get us to go to war.  But what are the odds that we’re ever going to get a straight answer out of this White House on that subject?  At least Rove will have to raise his hand and make his statements under oath.  Would that we could use these sorts of forcefully persuasive measures to make his boss come clean.

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 More wisdom from journalist/entertainer Rush Limbaugh
7/14/05  20:23:19


D’ya think the "grab the ankles" reference was an allusion to Ken Mehlman’s much-speculated-about "preferences"?  Nah, me neither.  Iit’s enough that Rush is grossly insensitive, comically homophobic, and much more besides:


LIMBAUGH: President Bush skipping this week’s annual NAALCP convention for the fifth straight year, but that’s not preventing the White House and the Republican Party from waging a drive to woo African-American voters. Ken Mehlman of the RNC is going to the NAALCP convention, and he is basically going to tell them how the Republican Party of Abraham Lincoln lost its way with African-American voters over the years and how determined the party is to get them back. He said, "We can’t call ourselves a true majority unless we reach out to African-Americans and make it the party of Lincoln. There was a time when African-American support turned Democrat, and we didn’t do enough to retain it. Now we want to build on the gains we made in the last election."

Know what he’s going to do? He’s going to go down there and basically apologize for what has come to be known as the Southern Strategy, popularized in the Nixon administration. He’s going to go down there and apologize for it. In the midst of all of this, in the midst of all that’s going on, once again, Republicans are going to go bend over and grab the ankles. They’re going to the NAALCP. This is like going into Hyannisport and apologizing to [Sen.] Ted Kennedy [D-MA] for whatever and expecting him to become a supporter. It’s like showing up at the [Sen.] Chuck Schumer [D-NY]-Joe Wilson press conference in 20 minutes and saying, "Okay, Ambassador Wilson, we apologize. We hope you’ll support us. We can’t become a majority party until people like you are voting for us." It is just -- it’s absolutely absurd.


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 Some day, when I grow up...
7/13/05  23:14:02


...I want to write as well as Jim Wolcott. Easier said than done. The man goes from zero to fifty, weaving his weisenheimerish analogies with riteous indignation wioth more balls-out grace than anyone I know.  His writing should be required reading by anyone who cares about the English language:

What a weekend it was. So much happening. Streets humming with activity. On Thursday, April 28, after intense negotiation and backroom thumb-wrestling, the Iraqi interim government finally formed a Cabinet, including (or should it be "starring"?) Ahmad Chalabi, international man of intrigue, as acting oil minister. Marring that hopeful day were the combat deaths of six Iraqis and five U.S. soldiers. That was just the teaser for T.G.I.F. and a weekend of ultra-violence. The four-day death toll was 120. The bad news didn’t go uncovered Stateside. Carnage that mini-volcanic couldn’t.

But on Monday, as more bombs cratered across Iraq, the Washington press whistled a merry tune, tickled pink by Laura Bush’s stand-up comedy routine at the White House Correspondents’ Association gala roast that weekend, when she "stunned and delighted" (marveled the New York Daily News) the tuxes and gowns of the Beltway elite with finely crafted hokum about her husband trying to milk a horse, conking out early for bed, leaving the First Lady sexually bereft ("Ladies and gentlemen, I am a desperate housewife"), and exorcising his castration anxieties by butchering the nearest vestige of nature ("George’s answer to any problem at the ranch is to cut it down with a chain saw—which I think is why he and Cheney and Rumsfeld get along so well"). A Freudian fiesta that walked a fine line of naughty-but-nice, Laura Bush’s steel-magnolia monologue captivated the nabobs in attendance and pundits viewing at home, who crowned her the new Domestic Goddess of Comedy, the Roseanne of the Rose Garden. But as The Nation’s Washington editor, David Corn, observed in his blog, there was a notable omission that lustrous night: neither she nor her husband acknowledged the presence and sacrifice of Americans serving in Iraq and Afghanistan. Even at this annual roast, it is traditional for the president or his proxy to tender "a serious sentiment" at the conclusion, but not this year. It signifies because it was not an isolated oversight, Corn continued. "Two nights earlier at Bush’s first primetime news conference in a year, Bush said nothing about the Americans risking their lives in Iraq and Afghanistan. Not a word of thanks. Not a word of tribute for those recently killed in action." David Corn seems to have been the only reporter in the room who recognized the salience of what wasn’t being said. Everyone else was too busy being bubbly for the C-SPAN cameras.

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 Mr. Media’s inclination to avert his eyes involves more than protecting the precious sensibilities of American viewers and denying the terrorists free publicity. Mr. Media prefers packaging conflicts as if they followed the classical unities of drama with a linear beginning, middle, end, and coda. The occupation of Iraq refuses to follow the playbook. "The shooting script" (to quote from Tamara Lipper and Howard Fineman’s Newsweek story) that Bush put into production with the invasion of Iraq has gone wildly overbudget and out of control. No matter how dutifully the Bush Tabernacle Choir recites the "Democracy on the March" catechism, the story line for Iraq has broken down, centrifugally spun off, splintered. With Iraq, there’s no end in sight, no off-ramp from the killer highway, not even a coherent middle to sustain the narrative until a new ending can be cobbled together. Where’s the payoff, where are the upbeat stories? Fox News nearly herniates itself straining for a silver lining to each bolt of bad news (watching Ollie North interview the troops makes North Korean propaganda look sophisticated) and seizing upon each climactic episode from the siege of Fallujah to Operation Matador as a possible turning point in the war. They and their cable rivals trot out the same glue-factory stable of retired officers to do their "we’re taking it to the enemy" General Patton impression. Yet each turning point proves as illusory as the last. How many turning points does it take before it becomes clear you’re trapped in a maze?


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 When someone addresses the war with candor and outrage, it seems to violate the Geneva Conventions of the mind of which George Orwell wrote. On May 17, George Galloway, British member of Parliament and a ferocious opponent of Tony Blair and the Iraq war, used the witness chair at Senator Norm Coleman’s subcommittee investigating the oil-for-food scandal to turn the tables and hold in contempt Coleman, Rumsfeld, and the Beltway’s war-hawk lobby. He railed with such eloquent, unrelenting, unwavering, concentrated, righteous magnum force that the senators were reduced to ashen figures by his flesh-and-blood intensity. So unprepared and unaccustomed were they to hearing a hot serving of unadulterated disrespect and mocking irony that they didn’t know how to respond other than to sit there and hope their heads didn’t fall off. Even more fascinating than the post-electroshock daze on the senators’ mugs was the discomfort of our demure press corps afterward. It seemed to make them queasy, hearing the safety lock taken off the truth. On Charlie Rose that evening, Warren Hoge of The New York Times sensed misgivings among the Americans with whom he had watched the show over Galloway’s bite and vitriol. Hoge’s gauzy manner made it evident that these were qualms he shared. "There is a certain tradition in American politics and also with the American press, where we are very polite to public figures. And here was a guy, George Galloway, insulting a U.S. senator." I’m trying to recall how tactfully polite the press was to Bill Clinton and am drawing a blank, so it must be a fairly recent tradition. Praise Allah that we have Mr. Media around to hush those with the poor taste to raise their voices over a war fought under false pretenses—lest they cry bloody murder.

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 And finally, there’s the WALL STREET JOURNAL editorial page
7/13/05  22:16:16


I’m sure the editors would feel the same way if the aid in question was named Sidney Blumenthal...or maybe not:

Democrats and most of the Beltway press corps are baying for Karl Rove’s head over his role in exposing a case of CIA nepotism involving Joe Wilson and his wife, Valerie Plame. On the contrary, we’d say the White House political guru deserves a prize -- perhaps the next iteration of the "Truth-Telling" award that The Nation magazine bestowed upon Mr. Wilson before the Senate Intelligence Committee exposed him as a fraud.



For Mr. Rove is turning out to be the real "whistleblower" in this whole sorry pseudo-scandal. He’s the one who warned Time’s Matthew Cooper and other reporters to be wary of Mr. Wilson’s credibility. He’s the one who told the press the truth that Mr. Wilson had been recommended for the CIA consulting gig by his wife, not by Vice President Dick Cheney as Mr. Wilson was asserting on the airwaves. In short, Mr. Rove provided important background so Americans could understand that Mr. Wilson wasn’t a whistleblower but was a partisan trying to discredit the Iraq War in an election campaign. Thank you, Mr. Rove.



Media chants aside, there’s no evidence that Mr. Rove broke any laws in telling reporters that Ms. Plame may have played a role in her husband’s selection for a 2002 mission to investigate reports that Iraq was seeking uranium ore in Niger. To be prosecuted under the 1982 Intelligence Identities Protection Act, Mr. Rove would had to have deliberately and maliciously exposed Ms. Plame knowing that she was an undercover agent and using information he’d obtained in an official capacity. But it appears Mr. Rove didn’t even know Ms. Plame’s name and had only heard about her work at Langley from other journalists.



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If there’s any scandal at all here, it is that this entire episode has been allowed to waste so much government time and media attention, not to mention inspire a "special counsel" probe. The Bush administration is also guilty on this count, since it went along with the appointment of prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald in an election year in order to punt the issue down the road. But now Mr. Fitzgerald has become an unguided missile, holding reporters in contempt for not disclosing their sources even as it becomes clearer all the time that no underlying crime was at issue.



As for the press corps, rather than calling for Mr. Rove to be fired, they ought to be grateful to him for telling the truth.



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 Fox "News" Channel "beneath contempt"
7/13/05  22:10:30


BBC chief calls bullshit on Fox:


Finally, we are never immune from accusations of bias. It goes without saying that there is nothing more sensitive than matters of life and death, and the BBC’s audience response has been massively supportive and understanding about the dilemmas we face in reporting terror. There have been two main exceptions. From a smattering of radical websites comes the argument that we are being hypocritical in mourning the dead of London when we allegedly gloried in civilian deaths in Iraq.

This utterly misrepresents the BBC’s reporting of Iraq, where we have always sought to portray the whole picture of events in that country. The second exception is principally Fox News in the United States. A contributor to Fox said after the London bombings that "the BBC almost operates as a foreign registered agent of Hezbollah and some of the other jihadist groups". On the Fox website today there is an opinion piece, "How Jane Fonda and the BBC put you in danger". I am writing this in a building which was bombed by Irish terrorists. My colleagues and I are living in a city recovering from the wounds inflicted last week. If I may leave our customary impartiality aside for a moment, the comments made on Fox News are beneath contempt.

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 Larry Johnson on Valerie Plame
7/13/05  22:06:46


Larry calls bullshit on the right wing spin.  Be sure to read the whole thing:

The misinformation being spread in the media about the Plame affair is alarming and damaging to the longterm security interests of the United States.  Republicans’ talking points are trying to savage Joe Wilson and, by implication, his wife, Valerie Plame as liars.  That is the truly big lie.

For starters, Valerie Plame was an undercover operations officer until outed in the press by Robert Novak.  Novak’s column was not an isolated attack.  It was in fact part of a coordinated, orchestrated smear that we now know includes at least Karl Rove.

Valerie Plame was a classmate of mine from the day she started with the CIA.  I entered on duty at the CIA in September 1985.  All of my classmates were undercover--in other words, we told our family and friends that we were working for other overt U.S. Government agencies.  We had official cover.  That means we had a black passport--i.e., a diplomatic passport.  If we were caught overseas engaged in espionage activity the black passport was a get out of jail free card.

A few of my classmates, and Valerie was one of these, became a non-official cover officer.  That meant she agreed to operate overseas without the protection of a diplomatic passport.  If caught in that status she would have been executed.

The lies by people like Victoria Toensing, Representative Peter King, and P. J. O’Rourke insist that Valerie was nothing, just a desk jockey.  Yet, until Robert Novak betrayed her she was still undercover and the company that was her front was still a secret to the world.  When Novak outed Valerie he also compromised her company and every individual overseas who had been in contact with that company and with her.

The Republicans now want to hide behind the legalism that "no laws were broken".  I don’t know if a man made law was broken but an ethical and moral code was breached.  For the first time a group of partisan political operatives publically identified a CIA NOC.  They have set a precendent that the next group of political hacks may feel free to violate.

They try to hide behind the specious claim that Joe Wilson "lied".  Although Joe did not lie let’s follow that reasoning to the logical conclusion.  Let’s use the same standard for the Bush Administration.  Here are the facts.  Bush’s lies have resulted in the deaths of almost 1800 American soldiers and the mutilation of 12,000.  Joe Wilson has not killed anyone.  He tried to prevent the needless death of Americans and the loss of American prestige in the world.

But don’t take my word for it, read the biased Senate intelligence committee report.  Even thought it was slanted to try to portray Joe in the worst possible light this fact emerges on page 52 of the report:  According to the US Ambassador to Niger (who was commenting on Joe’s visit in February 2002), "Ambassador Wilson reached the same conclusion that the Embassy has reached that it was highly unlikely that anything between Iraq and Niger was going on."  Joe’s findings were consistent with those of the Deputy Commander of the European Command, Major General Fulford.

The Republicans insist on the lie that Val got her husband the job.  She did not.  She was not a division director, instead she was the equivalent of an Army major.  Yes it is true she recommended her husband to do the job that needed to be done but the decision to send Joe Wilson on this mission was made by her bosses.

At the end of the day, Joe Wilson was right.  There were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.  It was the Bush Administration that pushed that lie and because of that lie Americans are dying.  Shame on those who continue to slander Joe Wilson while giving Bush and his pack of liars a pass.  That’s the true outrage.

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 For God’s sake, help Skippy out
7/11/05  21:09:46


He’s so, so close to the million mark...you know what to do.

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 One stop shopping
7/11/05  19:48:47


Your source for all things McLellan and Rove.

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 More on Rove
7/10/05  16:08:22


More on Rove’s involvement in the Plame affair from NEWSWEEK:

 It was 11:07 on a Friday morning, July 11, 2003, and Time magazine correspondent Matt Cooper was tapping out an e-mail to his bureau chief, Michael Duffy. "Subject: Rove/P&C," (for personal and confidential), Cooper began. "Spoke to Rove on double super secret background for about two mins before he went on vacation ..." Cooper proceeded to spell out some guidance on a story that was beginning to roil Washington. He finished, "please don’t source this to rove or even WH [White House]" and suggested another reporter check with the CIA.... Cooper wrote that Rove offered him a "big warning" not to "get too far out on Wilson." Rove told Cooper that Wilson’s trip had not been authorized by "DCIA"—CIA Director George Tenet—or Vice President Dick Cheney. Rather, "it was, KR said, wilson’s wife, who apparently works at the agency on wmd [weapons of mass destruction] issues who authorized the trip." Wilson’s wife is Plame, then an undercover agent working as an analyst in the CIA’s Directorate of Operations counterproliferation division. (Cooper later included the essence of what Rove told him in an online story.) The e-mail characterizing the conversation continues: "not only the genesis of the trip is flawed an[d] suspect but so is the report. he [Rove] implied strongly there’s still plenty to implicate iraqi interest in acquiring uranium fro[m] Niger ... "

Double super secret background? Damn, sounds serious.  Where’s Dean Wormer when you need him?  What will O’Reilly say?  Wouldn’t this make Karl Rove....A TRAITOR TO THIS COUNTRY?  And shouldn’t he have just...SHUT UP?

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 And now for the scumbags on the Right
7/9/05  22:46:29


Fred Phelps.  Read it and be aghast.

Now, we need to discuss Rush Limbaugh for a second.

Over the years, many of my friends have had problems with drugs and alcohol.  I’ve had friends who’ve died as a result of their addictions.  I’m one of the most sympathetic people you’re likely to find on the subject of dependency.

But I draw the line at Rush Limbaugh.

Make no mistake about it: Rush Limbaugh is a drug addict. He’s a stone-cold junkie.  Anyone who downs as much Oxycontin as he did has a serious, major problem. What galls me about him is that he’s so out of touch with his sickness that he doesn’t consider himself to be as much of a junkie as a guy who sticks a needle in his arm.  Instead of scoring from a dealer, he allegedly went doctor shopping and relied on the help.  His complete lack of compassion and his galling hypocrisy are simply mindboggling. Consider the following statement from 1995:

"There’s nothing good about drug use. We know it. It destroys individuals. It destroys families. Drug use destroys societies. Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. And the laws are good because we know what happens to people in societies and neighborhoods which become consumed by them. And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up."

The man is completely lacking in shame, and more importantly, his lack of compassion has affected other areas of his life, as evidenced by his grotesquely insensitive remarks about the London bombings:

You’ve got how many millions of people running through this transit system in rush hour in the United Kingdom, and what do we have? We have 33 dead and 150 seriously wounded. I wouldn’t call this a successful terror attack. I wouldn’t say these guys missed the boat...It’s like I said, 40 people dead, 150 seriously wounded, 1,000 wounded out of over a million people in that transit tube. It’s not a successful terrorist attack, folks. They didn’t succeed in doing anything.

It’s hard to imagine anyone saying something much worse. What a scumbag.  

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 More on terrorism
7/9/05  22:04:36


A bench clearing brawl erupted earlier at Gilliard’s place.  Steve has thrown down a red flag on the field, as well he should have.

In his most recent post, Steve G. says he runs his blog like a bar.  That’s a great analogy.  I take the position that this blog is like a room in my house, and every day I throw out a topic of conversation for my visitors.  Any and all points of view are welcome, but I warn you:  I will no more tolerate being insulted on this blog or via e-mail than I would put up with a guest relieving him- or herself on the floor of my living room.  So keep that in mind in future. If you write something that I find personally insulting, or come after me or my significant other or my friends, I’ll shut your ass down.

On another note, I’ve noticed a distressing tendency among commenters here and around the blogosphere to encourage me to try to "understand" the "causes" of terrorism; to be more sympathetic to what may have motivated "desperate" people to set off explosions and kill innocent civilians riding London’s public transportation.

This is how I look at it.  There are home-grown terrorists right here in the good old US of A, religious fanatics who kill in the name of religion, whose beefs with the government they solve with violence. I’m talking about the anti-abortion fanatics who kill doctors and blow up clinics (and in the case of Eric Rudolph, he hated him some faggots too).  These people think they’re doing God’s work; make no mistake, they see abortion doctors as murderers and their support staff as accomplices to murder. So killing these health care providers is a riteous act in their twisted minds.

Now, these people have a grievance against the U.S. government, particularly the judiciary. They’re passionate. They’re true believers. Yet somehow I doubt that anyone who reads this blog would jump to their defense. 

So if I seem a little unsympathetic to the plight of someone who would strap an C-4 belt to himself and blow away a crowd of innocent people, or detonate an explosive device on a train or in a nightclub in Bali, or fly a plane into a building, and you think I’m insensitive to their "concerns", so be it. Just think of the "Christian" sniper peering through his sights at the doctor poddling around in his kitchen and then squeezing the trigger. 

All are unhinged. All are dangerous. My sympathy level for them or their cause: zero.  No apologies.

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 I’ll bet he wouldn’t
7/9/05  13:09:30


Operation Yellow Elephant roots out another able-bodied chickenhawk:

A delegate from Florida, 27-year-old David Fletcher, said he participates in the Young Republicans because he thinks it’s important for young people to get involved in politics.

But while Fletcher said he fully supports the war in Iraq, he said he has not enlisted and doesn’t have plans to enlist.

When asked why, he said, "I’d rather not answer that question."

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 DC could use some good news
7/9/05  12:56:49


 

National Zoo’s Panda Gives Birth



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 When Paris met Ricky?
7/9/05  00:41:53


This item from Popbitch caught my eye, and it seemed funny enough to post, despite the fact that the same source burned me on the hippo-swallowing-the-midget urban legend I fell for not so long ago.

    Backstage at Live8 Ricky Gervais was at the
   side of the stage. Paris Hilton walked up to
   him and said how much she liked his stuff.

   Ricky: "Have we met before?"
   Paris "Yes. I’m Paris Hilton"
   Ricky "Oh, sorry Paris, I didn’t recognise you
   without a cock in your mouth."

   Exit Paris in a huff.


Now, I’m not buying it. Why? Because given the fact that Paris Hilton is as thick as two bricks and possessed of a level of intellectual curiosity that barely moves the needle, I find it impossible to believe that she has the slightest idea of who Ricky Gervais is, or any appreciation whatsoever for his type of comedy.  But why let the (dubious) facts get in the way of a good story? Enjoy!

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 Some call it love, others a publicity stunt
7/8/05  20:35:47


You know your acting skillz aren’t quite what they should be when even a puff piece in a fashion magazine turns ugly.  Is it love, or a business deal in which a young and not particularly distinguished actress sold herself off?  You be the judge:

Do you worry that this might be a rebound romance for either of you?

"I’ve never met anyone like Tom," Holmes replies, her beautiful green eyes focused on nothing in particular.

Do you ever wonder whether this is just a honeymoon phase?

"Tom and I will always be in our honeymoon phase."

Did you learn anything in your previous relationship (five years with actor Chris Klein, which came to an end when they called off their engagement this past winter) that has been a benefit to this one?

"Chris and I care about each other and we’re still friends. Tom is the most incredible man in the world."

Do you feel that, with more relationship experience, you get better at resolving conflicts?

"Meeting Tom—I’m just exhilarated. He makes me laugh, we have fun, we understand each other, everything is so aligned. I feel so lucky and so—like I’ve been given such a gift, such a gift, you know?" She pauses. "And it’s just really amazing."

If Holmes were actually answering the questions posed—rather than simply reciting the same mantralike love letter—she’d be making a somewhat provocative point: Her relationship is not like other relationships, with their conflicts, compromises and complications; there will be no apology flowers, nights spent on the couch or couples therapy for these two (as a practicing Scientologist, Cruise strongly disapproves of psychiatry).

Is there anything you guys don’t have in common?

"You know, we appreciate each other."

Has it been a challenge to make his kids feel comfortable?

"They’re just exceptional people."

Isn’t it an adjustment to move in with someone—and after only a month? (In late May, Holmes packed up her apartment in Hollywood’s El Royale complex and moved into Cruise’s Beverly Hills manse.)

"He’s the man of my dreams."

Does he leave his dirty socks on the bedroom floor? Something? Anything?

"No."


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 Tale THAT Jeb
7/7/05  21:14:05


When will Randall Terry, Michelle Malkin, and all the other smear artists apologize to Michael Schiavo? 

 (AP) Florida’s state attorney said there was no evidence Terri Schiavo’s collapse 15 years ago involved criminal activity, and Gov. Jeb Bush on Thursday declared an end to the state’s inquiry.

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 Lord have mercy
7/7/05  21:09:09


CapitolBuzz is reporting that Rehnquist may announce his retirement tomorrow.  Another Friday, another mad scramble.  Are we ready for TWO contentious nomination hearings?

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 London reax
7/7/05  20:00:14


From the London News Review:  
A Letter To The Terrorists, From London
July 07, 2005

londonskyline.jpg
What the fuck do you think you’re doing?
This is London. We’ve dealt with your sort before. You don’t try and pull this on us. Do you have any idea how many times our city has been attacked? Whatever you’re trying to do, it’s not going to work. All you’ve done is end some of our lives, and ruin some more. How is that going to help you? You don’t get rewarded for this kind of crap. And if, as your MO indicates, you’re an al-Qaeda group, then you’re out of your tiny minds. Because if this is a message to Tony Blair, we’ve got news for you. We don’t much like our government ourselves, or what they do in our name. But, listen very clearly. We’ll deal with that ourselves. We’re London, and we’ve got our own way of doing things, and it doesn’t involve tossing bombs around where innocent people are going about their lives. And that’s because we’re better than you. Everyone is better than you. Our city works. We rather like it. And we’re going to go about our lives. We’re going to take care of the lives you ruined. And then we’re going to work. And we’re going down the pub. So you can pack up your bombs, put them in your arseholes, and get the fuck out of our city.


The Flickr 7/7 Community

London Tube Explosions - great comments

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 "We Stand With You"
7/7/05  19:40:26


My route home from work took me by the British Embassy in Washington, D.C., where many have already left flowers, tributes, and signs, including one that read "We Stand With You".

I was heartened by this show of support for the British...until I got home and stated to dip into the comments sections of my favorite blogs. And what I saw there left me speechless.

There’s a meme circulating that this attack is just desserts for Bush and Blair; that the casualties among Iraqis has somehow justified today’s carnage in London.  They asked for it, say these posters, these residents of Britain; what could they expect would result from warmongering?

I won’t get into my horror at the moral relativism being displayed by those who would tread on the charred bones of dead British commuters in their rush to make a point. Let me make this clear:  I don’t care how large an ax you have to grind, or that your "religious" leader encourages you to kill innocent people.  There is never - not yesterday, not today, not tomorrow, not ever - justification in targeting innocent civilians for death to make a political or religious point.  And this is something the anti-war crowd, of which I’m a charter member, needs to learn quickly.  You can’t cry over dead Iraqi civilians while treating those who die from terrorism with contempt. Reserve that hatred and disgust for those who plant explosives on public transportation with the EXPRESS INTENT of killing the innocent. 

Today is a terrible day.  Today is not a day to blame the charred and maimed victims of the multiple blasts, or to mock the grieving relatives of the dead.  Spitting in the eye of traumatized innocents is disgusting and repellant, and I disavow anyone who’s doing so.

To any British citizens reading this blog, I say: Ignore the idiots. They don’t speak for us. We Stand With You.

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 Update on the bombing
7/7/05  19:25:34


Larry Johnson:

Scotland Yard has recovered at least two unexploded devices from London buses.  These devices were rendered safe, which usually means separating the detonator on the device from the explosive with the use of a water cannon.

This will help investigators determine the forensics of the device and advance the pace of the investigation.  I am told by friends that FBI investigators are on board their G-5 headed to the scene to assist British investigators.

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 It was terror
7/7/05  07:24:04


London: Police discover bomb remnants

London police officers found evidence of a bomb in one of the explosion sites in the city.

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Ian Blair said he fears the attack was a coordinated effort. (AP)

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 Tony Blair update
7/7/05  07:05:36


On CNN now:  Confirms terrorism is the cause of the blasts, will leave G8 to go to London, scheduled to return to meeting this evening.  Calls acts "barbaric"

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 People of London, our hearts ache for you
7/7/05  06:48:19


 

Blasts Rock London Subway, Destroy Bus

By JANE WARDELL
The Associated Press
Thursday, July 7, 2005; 6:31 AM
LONDON -- At least six blasts rocked the London subway and tore open a packed double-decker bus during the morning rush hour Thursday, police said, killing at least two people and injuring nine, prompting officials to shut down the entire underground transport network. The near simultaneous explosions came a day after London was awarded the 2012 Olympics and as the G-8 summit was getting underway in Scotland. Initial reports blamed a power surge, but officials were not ruling out an intentional attack.


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 Believe it or not, one is real
7/6/05  22:39:27


Now it’s time for the inaugural edition of Spot the Parody. Today’s category: Richard Cohen.

One of the excerpts below is a parody, while the other was actually written by super-famous columnist and first person pronoun enthusiast Richard Cohen.  Can you guess which is which?

A)  It was the fall of 1960 when I first realized Mark Felt was Deep Throat. That’s technically impossible, since there wasn’t yet a Deep Throat back then. Or even a Nixon administration. But I could sense from the Nixon-Kennedy debates that Nixon would one day be elected president, engage in colossal acts of corruption, then alienate the FBI, which would turn against him in a fit of bureaucratic pique. That the critical FBI leaker would be Mark Felt was self-evident: Felt had prematurely graying hair and bore a passing resemblance to Hal Holbrook, who, I reasoned--and "reasoned" actually overstates it, given how obvious it was--would be the only logical choice to play Felt in a movie about the young reporting duo that broke the story. (Full disclosure: I mistakenly predicted Jon Voight would play Woodward, reprising the chemistry he and Dustin Hoffman shared in Midnight Cowboy. How I overlooked Robert Redford has provoked much soul-searching and is still not entirely clear to me.)

B) 
In the future no one will ever die. This is what a friend once told me. He said that as a person aged -- maybe when he got very old -- the contents of his brain would be downloaded onto a computer disk and his decrepit body would be discarded (or maybe recycled -- who knows?). Then everything on the disk, which is to say our mind, our brain, our personality with all its quirks and disorders, would be transferred to a new, synthetic body, which would -- if servicing was done on schedule -- last approximately forever. I am here to say part of this has already happened to me.

This startling revelation occurred to me the day Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein and Ben Bradlee confirmed that W. Mark Felt was -- as he insisted -- Deep Throat. I took this news with my customary aplomb because, among other things, I already thought I knew that Felt was Throat. What I did not know was what, if anything, I was going to write about it. A call from one of my alert editors solved my problem. It turned out that in 1980, I had written a column suggesting that Felt was Throat. Who knew?


 

 

 

 

 

           

Give up?

The answer, believe it or not, is (B). Read the rest of the column here.

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 Operation Yellow Elephant makes it big
7/6/05  20:34:35


Love Tom Tomorrow.  Love him.

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 OK, that’s enough
7/6/05  20:06:07


I never thought I’d say this, but I’m really  over Bob Woodward. 

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 Fun blind item
7/6/05  19:50:21


From the NY DAILY NEWS:

 Which fair and balanced face of Fox News likes to trawl for much younger men at a certain trendy dive bar on W. 40th St.? Hint: It’s not one of the girls.

Dear God:  Thank you for working in your mysterious ways.  Oh that this closeted gay man be one of your more arrogant creations, you know, one of the real playa haytas, one of the on-air personalities who gets all red-faced and indignant when talking about how the sodomites are sending us all sliding down to Hell.  Dear God, please reveal this person’s identity -- but if it’s not too much to ask, could you please make this revelation really, really good? Thanks.

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 In some quiet mouths, teeth do not gnash
7/6/05  19:41:17


I had resisted posting on the Matt and Judy imbroglio -- that is, until today, when my good friend Larry Johnson shook me out of my funk.  Here’s what he has to say.  Me, I’ll just vent spleen if you don’t mind.

I’ve been fascinated with the press reaction to Judy and Matt’s seemingly imminent incarceration.  Matt Cooper’s defenders’ approach is to remind the public that he’s a nice guy, not to mention one helluvan amateur standup comic.  The defense of Judy, on the other hand, is a bit more muted.  When asked to defend her, the subject changes in a flash; it’s not about HER, you see, it’s about the principle of press freedom and defending sources and...stuff. 

Nevertheless, now that we’ve watched Judy walking the Stations of the Legal Cross, she’s managed to mutate from the widely disliked harridan and squinty-eyed Chicken Little, waving her aluminum tubes and frightening the horses, to St. Judy of the BlackBerry, First Amendment martyr.  And to this I say: You’ve got to be kidding.

There has been no rending of garments chez moi over this imbroglio. True, it would have been much more satisfying to watch Novak being marched off in handcuffs, but you can’t have everything (and it’s beginning to look as if he cut a deal with the Law). But absent that delightful visual, we have to be realistic about what Judith Miller and Matt Cooper did.  They made a conscious decision to protect members of the Bush administration who used journalists as conduits to wreak vengeance on their enemies (Richard Nixon called.  He wants his presidency back - but with this press corps, not those annoying Shorrs, Woodwards, Bernsteins, Rathers, Cronkites, et.al.). In other words, they’re willing to risk jail to protect the same group that brought us the dirty tricks campaigns against John McCain (South Carolina, 2000), Max Cleland (Georgia, 2002), and John Kerry in 2004, and oh, by the way, revealed a CIA operative’s identity for reasons of political spite and malice.  So if Matt Cooper needs to hug his son goodbye, well, let’s just say there’s not much sympathy on this end.  He should think about who he’s going to jail for, and it ain’t me. 

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 Give and give some more
7/6/05  19:25:28


My pal Steve Gilliard is holding a fundraiser over at his place.  Please give generously to keep Steve and Jen’s site going -- we all know what a valuable service they provide, and you know it’s worth contributing to.  The Right has Scaife and his merry band of sugardaddies to bankroll their storm troopers and heads that talk.  We have each other.  Let’s not forget that.

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 Thanks to Crooks and Liars, more Pink Floyd
7/4/05  18:00:39


It’s almost as if they never went away, isn’t it?  Wow. 

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 I hate my MTV
7/4/05  10:01:34


So others noticed that MTV seemed to have forgotten what the "M" in their name stands for. Glad I’m not alone in my disgruntlement, although I would have traded said disgruntlement for a chance to watch some of Live 8 during the supposed "coverage", thanks very much. Meanwhile, if you want a good laugh, go to MTV’s comments page and check out the feedback they posted.  To share your thoughts with MTV, click here. Thanks to Angela for the tip.

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 Wish I was there
7/3/05  23:33:26


Thanks to the indefatigable Crooks and Liars, ladies and gentlemen, Pink Floyd’s Wish You Were Here.

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 Review: WAR OF THE WORLDS
7/3/05  01:26:36


So DCMB and I just saw WAR OF THE WORLDS, and all I can say is:  Damn, has Steven Spielberg lost his sense of play or what?

It’s hard to imagine a more apt allegory for September 11 than this particular film, or a better person to direct it.  It’s as if the journey Spielberg started when he took on SCHINDLER’S LIST has brought him to this dark, terrifying place.  Metaphors abound: rivers of blood, hostile aliens as sleeper cells, a curiously America-centric focus on the victims and damage (we hear that the aliens are wreaking havoc around the world, but unlike in INDEPENDENCE DAY, we don’t actually see it, nor does a coalition of the willing spring up to fight the invaders.  It’s every man for himself this time around).  The director even borrows from his own movies: The velociraptors in the kitchen scene from JURASSIC PARK, the sense of futuristic mechanical menace from MINORITY REPORT, the terror of a butchered people fighting occupation from SCHINDLER’S LIST, the victim roundup from A.I., the three-fingered alien arm from E.T. (but that’s where the resemblance between that sweet movie and this terrifying one ends)...and, of course, the estranged/missing father motif that Spielberg returns to time and time again. 

What’s glaringly missing, though, is the sweet core that has been a Speilberg signature for all these years.  This is the new Spielberg: Frightened yet combative, an artist and a polemicist, a man with a desire to craft a hit summer screamer -- but a brooding one.

It’s a damn shame that Tom Cruise picked this particular moment to go on a Scientology rampage, because the ensuing publicity has distracted mightily from what could have been a somewhat serious discussion about a truly disturbing, adult horror film, which captures America’s fears as accurately as the original WOTW did during the Cold War. Don’t let all this talk of Dianetics and e-meters dissuade you from seeing a truly great film. 

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 Live 8: WTF?
7/2/05  15:07:31


Is anyone else noticing how horrendous MTV’s coverage of Live 8 is?  Terrible audio, too many packaged pieces, and worst of all, NO MUSIC.  What the hell?  Dave Matthews is on stage right now, so why am I watching British fans being interviewed before the London concert?  And when is Pink Floyd performing?

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 It’s Rove!
7/2/05  14:47:20


What a surprise. So out of character for him.

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 And now for some good news
7/1/05  21:29:31


Penguins.  After shlepping for unimagineable distances, the guy penguins mate. Mom lays the egg, which the dad then sits on and tends. When mom gets back from her eating odyssey, she feeds her young and dad gets to eat.  And those fuzzy little chicks sure are cute. What’s not to love?

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 Entertainment for the long weekend
7/1/05  21:20:50


Crooks and Liars draws our attention to the closest thing the Young Republicans/College Republicans/yella bellied losers will come to hosting a USO tour, which they won’t do Bob Hope-style because that would mean, you know, going into a war zone and stuff.  Meanwhile, the Yellow Elephant makes his presence known over at Captain’s Quarters’ blog -- capitalism at its finest, my friends.

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 Only at CNN....
7/1/05  21:08:40


..could good people face the ax while one of the most irritating human beings on the planet gets his own show.  Thanks Jon Klein. Great work, as always.

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 Redux redux
7/1/05  21:00:25


Not to beat a dead, quite yellow horse, but it would be worthwhile to return to this young chickenhawk’s post and read through the comments section.  Most enlightening. And while you’re at it, check out what his boyz have to say.

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 New code
7/1/05  20:45:30


In case you’re wondering why you now have to enter a code to register your thoughts, it’s to fight off the overflow of gambling and Viagra SPAM that’s overtaken the comments section on this blog.  Temporary remedy as another solution is found.

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 O’Connor’s retirement
7/1/05  20:43:02


So it’s on.

Prepare for a long, drawn-out period of utter hideousness.  Liberals are hoping for consensus, for an appointee who respects individual rights.

The wingnuts, led by Rove, Dobson, DeLay and their ilk, will nominate one of their own, a la Clarence Thomas and Nino Scalia.

What the Left has to understand is that there’s only one language the operatives on the Right understand, and that’s brute force. Does anyone honestly believe that Roger Ailes, or Bill O’Reilly, or Rush Limbaugh, or the editorial board of the WASHINGTON TIMES and THE WALL STREET JOURNAL want to have a civilized discussion about the judiciary?  No. 

Learn it, live it.

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 The right wing responds
7/1/05  06:34:55


 From a J. Hagglund (e-mail: hagglund@writewingconspiracy.com), left in my comments section:

Yeah, you hate us, but you can’t figure out why. That’s pretty much the heart of it. But since I’m a nice guy, I’ll help you out anyways: http://www.writewingconspiracy.com/archives/2005/06/operation_flaun.html http://www.writewingconspiracy.com/archives/2005/06/operation_missi.html



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